My Evil Genius

Funny Store from Yesterday
Previously: Me and a friend of Mac's Mom were talking about whether to go to soccer practice and about carpooling and we both decided to cancel.

Scene: 2:45 Carpool dismissal I'm working the 3rd & 4th grade line


Mac's friend's mom pulls up and says, "Where's Mac?"
me= "What do you mean? I thought we canceled."
her= "You just text'd me asking if you are going to pick him up"
me= "no I didn't"
her= I'm pretty sure you did
me=(confused and bewildered look on my face, maybe I am going crazy)
her= "Maybe it was an old message from last week" (checks her phone, then shows me) "nope, you just text'd me 10 min. ago"
me= (gears turning in the head trying to figure it out..tick, tick, tick, DING!) "MARLEE CLAASSEN!!!!!"

In short, Marlee is continuing in her diabolical plan to take over the world. 2 years ago she almost conned her dad in to ordering pizza with a whopper of a story with the cellphone and now she is setting up play dates for her little brother using my cell phone....at this point she will never get a phone, but will probably take over the world. In her credit she is an evil genius...we are just trying to funnel her powers into good.